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**Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa......Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo.....Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi 'dalla'nahi...Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai...?Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai....ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha......

** Boy: Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain!Girl: Tum aisivaisi harkat to nahi karoge?Boy: Bilkul nahi!Girl: To phir rehne do... Kya fayda.

** Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga.

** Agar aap bus pe chade...Ya phir bus aap pe chade...Dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai.

**A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce huwa tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur AB 3 kaise? She says: Who kabhi kabhi maafi mangne AA jate the...

**Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai,Kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko, twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

**It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,Million soldiers 2 protect a country,But just One woman 2 make a Happy Home!Let's Thank... KAAMWALI.

** Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mashhoor cheez kaunsi hai?Sali: Jija ji, Jo mashhoor thi, usey to aap Le gaye!

** An old rich man marries a young gal.Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

** Boy: Tum gaana bahut achcha gaate ho.Girl: Nahin, mein to sirf bathroom singer hoon.Boy: To bulaao na kabhi, mehfil jamaate hain.

** Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?Executive (sar jhukate huwe): Nahin sir. Boss:Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.

** Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ekbar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

** 'Ager dum hai tuis sawal ka jawab do'Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kyaaapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

** Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mangemore,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi ,zindagi ke baad bhi!

** Zindagi behaal hai sur hai na taal hai, kya aap ki sms factory mein hardtaal hai? kuch sms toh bhejo yaar meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

** Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..

** Question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????Answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya..

**Two snakes meet each other..First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!

** Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna chahte ho?Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain..

** Jeena terey piyar ne dobharr(mushkil) kar diya...humein appney hi ghar se beghar kar diya......balance bacha hi nahi jo tujh ko call kartey....eik sms tha woh bhi teri nazarr kar diya...

**shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se...shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se...shamma ro ro ke keh rahie hai parwanno se..??keh mujhe romal la do meri nak bah rahie hai...

** Eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the menget bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe AIDS hai "*******

** A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her son, a university student."Our son is so brilliant, every time we get a letter from him we have to go tothe dictionary," said a proud mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Everytime we get a letter from ours, we have to go [...]

** A kid says to teacher:-techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says:- yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga..

** Kya kar rahe ho?
Busy ho?
Kitne busy ho?
Thode ho?
kibahut ho?
Agar thoda ho to sms kyo nahi karte ho?
aur agar zyada ho to,sms kyo padh rahe ho??

** Allah ke naam pe,maula ke naam pe,Tere biwi bacchon ke naam pe,Koi mere is msg parne wale dost ko paise dedo,yeh mujhe msg nahi karta.